Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tickle your funny bone!‏!! (Word)

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you
leave her a virgin.

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only
10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted
salty?

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you have to
do it again.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for
weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls "olympic sex".
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really.. It only happens once in 4 years.

The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?
Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan "We stare
because we care!"

The saddest part of a man's body is his balls that "Hangs Till Death!"

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees
a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of
standing cock.

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
Tit-Bits.
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?
Banana split.

What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?
In a bomb blast, population decreases & if a condom blasts, population
increases.

First Commenter: kenwooi

12 comments

kenwooi February 3, 2010 at 9:17 AM

haha.. nice.. especially the first one.. =)

intothepresence.com February 3, 2010 at 4:47 PM

Hai master,

Victorlee.wt February 3, 2010 at 11:39 PM

i like the last one. x)

canon printer ink February 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM

I needed a good laugh today and I knew just where to come.I really liked the one about the maternity ward-No kids allowed.Very good,thank.

Property for Rent in Umbria, Italy February 12, 2010 at 12:47 AM

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Property for Rent in Umbria, Italy February 12, 2010 at 12:50 AM

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Property for Rent in Umbria, Italy February 12, 2010 at 12:52 AM

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canon printer ink February 12, 2010 at 5:50 PM

Some like it hot just has some classic humour, but if I'm feeling down, then its Down Periscope with Kelsey Grammer (Frasier) in command of an old submarine with the funniest crew ever.

Pools February 24, 2010 at 8:31 PM

So I was sitting in class the other day trying to tear open my starbucks coffee when I jerked my elbow backwards and I hit my funny bone right on a metal-y thingy on my desk. It's been a couple of days now..

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