Wednesday, February 17, 2010

If Women Ruled the World (47 PICS)
































































































It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Five tips for a woman:
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

How to clean the house using your computer:
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2 Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. All done. Feel better?

7 comments

kenwooi February 17, 2010 at 7:03 PM

haha.. funny! =)

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ChabbyWabbit February 17, 2010 at 9:00 PM

OMG! even i'm a girl i dont want this too happend...its more like a bimboland then a womenland...=_=" tooooooo much PINK!! My eyes hurt!

canon printer ink February 19, 2010 at 12:51 PM

LOL I mean they are mean! They did not learn to conceal it yet, and they are way meaner than boys on average - and is it the kind of a character trait we want to see on the top?

no name February 20, 2010 at 12:55 AM

wow...wish it would not happen....too much pink color n mode....

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Pools February 24, 2010 at 8:27 PM

Have you discovered the well guarded secret that women once ruled the world? How was the world then?

Pools February 24, 2010 at 8:28 PM

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