Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Never Make A Woman Angry (Words)‏

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman
said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked..
"LOVE." said St Peter
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer!
How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.
Moral of the story : Never make a woman angry . . .there will be Hell to pay! (Or else be a Doctor with a good spelling record)

NB : I am told that the longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).

6 comments

jolene March 24, 2010 at 7:21 AM

i can't even pronounce the whole world

choonhong March 24, 2010 at 8:42 AM

that's insane, who the genious can pronounce this word

Philip Chew March 25, 2010 at 10:20 AM

How many doctors actually know the word ? haha

Rapid Application Development March 25, 2010 at 5:47 PM

How to make a woman angry?

Rapid Application Development March 25, 2010 at 5:49 PM

Why does this make women angry?

Spicy Mother April 25, 2010 at 1:40 PM

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

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