
BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick.WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says...
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