Monday, December 28, 2009

Naughty Jokes (Words)

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.


Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... Tomorrow you'll have
to do it again...


Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.


Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... It is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.


Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

First Commenter: Kelvin

16 comments

Kelvin December 28, 2009 at 8:12 AM

hahaha, i like the last one!!!

Aidyl December 28, 2009 at 9:13 AM

Haha!! Awesome!! xD

kenwooi December 28, 2009 at 9:35 AM

lol.. nice.. read before.. but it's always nice to re-read =P

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canon printer ink December 28, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Sometimes I am sad and sometimes I am feeling good. When I feel good I really like to help people anywhere and I like answering Q here; But when I feel sad or lost, I ask questions. I really feel happy and really love getting the symphathy/emphaty answers and I can cry, but I choose best answer for the one that make me laugh/grin and shake my head. What about you, and do you know why?

EVo December 28, 2009 at 4:44 PM

Ahahahaha...nice one laikepo! always feel happy coming here lor! :D

Joyce C. December 28, 2009 at 9:47 PM

Funneh! XD

Of Tr@vels, 3nvironment and bl@bl@bl@ December 29, 2009 at 12:09 AM

hahaha..the last one is really funny and i like the 'showtime' part..haha..

Blog and SEO tips to help you make money blogging December 29, 2009 at 6:38 AM

This one is awesome :)
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.

Anonymous

lol... the eat the snake than the bloody apple... wahahahahaha... i laugh sooo hard hahahaha....

pravin January 2, 2010 at 7:06 PM

i chose one from these ! very funny !...

peritoneal dialysis January 2, 2010 at 7:08 PM

hahaha..the last one is really funny and i like the 'showtime' part..haha

Pools January 3, 2010 at 4:35 PM

Can you give me some naughty jokes for me to tell my girlfriend?

nourelain badaruddin January 4, 2010 at 12:17 AM

hilarious! :D

spas with accommodation January 5, 2010 at 1:08 PM

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

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peritoneal dialysis February 18, 2010 at 11:02 PM

He loves the sex and can't get over how tight she is for such an old woman. He thinks that she's got to be a virgin.

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