BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER : "What other colours do you have ?"
TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"
DAVID : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".
First Commenter: The Aminos
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER : "What other colours do you have ?"
TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"
DAVID : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".
First Commenter: The Aminos
12 comments
very good jokes.
Interesting jokes, different thinking :)
great jokes.
=)
wahahaha...really funny lols
LOL :) ....!!! Awesome points!! THe best thing i found is the short lines!!!!1 Great sence of humor...;)
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers...
Quite how 't' and 'd' are supposed to sound in any way similar escapes me. Are you absolutely sure?
What to do? Its difficult to just walk away from the person taunting you because more of the same comments will likely follow.
wow.. really funny.
hahaha.. this is really funny.
Hillarious!
*laughing my lungs out* xD
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