Sunday, June 28, 2009

How men change after married‏? (Words)

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Invite your friends who need a hearty laughter!!!

15 comments

Kinoz- Kelvin June 28, 2009 at 10:15 PM

Bwahahahahaha...good one...its a bit true too...

~dolly~ June 29, 2009 at 10:14 AM

this is so cruel to be true.. T__T

~Elaine Tam~ June 29, 2009 at 12:29 PM

So true...So cruel...Why man like that one?!! WHY?? WHY????!!!!!!

boljack June 29, 2009 at 10:56 PM

haha!good one...

leechon June 30, 2009 at 7:57 AM

lol....this sound so true...and cruel...and funny...

Kate June 30, 2009 at 3:42 PM

ahaha. i'll remember these things when i get married... :-)

cookie June 30, 2009 at 8:41 PM

hahaha so agree with this...

elims Chuang 光宏 July 1, 2009 at 10:05 AM

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Dear, wish to bring you high & syok tonight~
After 6 months: Feel like i am getting hungry today~
After 6 years: I want now, take everything off and ready!
After 12 years: Not now, need to warm up first~
After 20 years: Once in a month is just nice~
After 40 years: Wish to 'under'stand more~ but...

Just kidding..haha~

Ted July 1, 2009 at 1:59 PM

men change after marriage by less flirting unless they wana sleep in the bathroom at nite after being chase out by the wife?! hehe

Seraph July 1, 2009 at 7:08 PM

haha true..
you should do something about

"how women change after marriage" also haha
then it'll be funny =D

kenwooi.com July 2, 2009 at 8:49 PM

hahaha nice one! =)

Alice Q

lol...very funny this post. i received this forwarded email last week and LMAO.

kelvin

hahaha this is quite true:)

GIRL

HOW TO CHANGE THE MAN FROM 6 YEARS TO 6 WEEK BAK....HEHE

hcg November 27, 2011 at 4:17 PM

Oh wow, this got every one going - fascinating input mixed with a good read.

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