Question for Miss Universe‏ to Describe a Male Organ In Your Country (Words)

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question! : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like Laborers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night.

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your! country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan like Chen Sui Bian.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Taiwan: know cannot do already, still tell other people that he can.

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.