Four Catholic Men and a Catholic Woman‏ (Word)

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest'.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him? 'Father'.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall? and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, . . . "OH GOD !"

First Commenter: ~Elaine Tam~