Singapore Jokes (Words)

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don’t know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don’t know my father la…

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but… I will only get my report card tomorrow?
Mother: I know that, but I’m going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I’m scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8.
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know which is the right answer one?

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la…
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I was born what!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All part of my body lo…

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
Father: What did you get?
Boy: My marks are under water.
Father: What do you mean by ‘under water’ ?
Boy: They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level