Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Female Rules (Words)

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES she must immediately change some or all THE RULES.

5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

6. IF the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.

8. The MALE is always wrong.

9. The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.

10. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

11. The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

12. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

13. The MALE must remain calm at all time unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

14. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

15. THE MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

3 comments

Kelvin April 28, 2010 at 2:10 PM

Lol, the world is sure changing~

peritoneal dialysis April 29, 2010 at 7:00 PM

who were the 5 greatest female rules in the world history? Who had been the best women in the top rank in government in history?

Aidyl May 1, 2010 at 9:04 PM

Hahahah~
I guess some of them are quite true ;P

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