Saturday, November 14, 2009

Lawyer Versus Worker (Word)

A Lawyer and a Worker?

A lawyer and an Worker are sitting next to each other on a long flight?
The lawyer is thinking that all Worker are so dumb that he could get
over on them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Worker would like to play a fun game. The
Worker is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and
says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I
don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the
Worker's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play
the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance
from The Earth to the Moon?' The Worker doesn't say a word, reaches
in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer?

Now, it's the Worker's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop
and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails
to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of
searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Worker and hands him
$500. The Worker pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The
lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Worker up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?

The Worker reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep?

Don't mess with Worker.

First Commenter: lionel0008

6 comments

lionel0008 November 14, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Haha...

Smart fella

Kelvin November 14, 2009 at 2:10 PM

heard this before...

HenRy LeE ® November 14, 2009 at 9:00 PM

lol~

kenwooi November 15, 2009 at 1:32 AM

read many version of it =P

kenwooi.com

Blog and SEO tips to help you make money blogging November 16, 2009 at 5:32 AM

Stupid cheater :)

ladyviral November 16, 2009 at 11:39 AM

Hahaha! Smart Worker.

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