Sunday, January 16, 2011

GTA 4 Carmageddon 2 - Car Accident




Due to excessive complaining from viewers, the way you do this is to find your handling.dat file in your GTA4 folder, edit "wbias" to be around -9 for each car.
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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Most Awesome Hot Wheels Track Ever




Holly shit that was awesome!
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Nead Alert - Banelings




Thumbs up for the best parody ever created.
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Keep It In Your Pants



Taryn Southern sings to all the boys in the world " Keep it in your Pants".


Lyrics :
I don't go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
to the visions haunting me

I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
I don't know you, but now I know your size.
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.

The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
Later at the beach free willys everywhere.

Boner.
Erection.
Woody.
Hard on dick.
His bulge is getting bigger.
He's pitching his tent.

Stiffy.
Erection.
The willy that could.
I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Timberlake keeps his "dick in a box".
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
Jizzing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean.
Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock,
to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)

I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady.
Never showing what's down shady.
You'll never know what's hidden below.

I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
Let's start by singing outloud.

Keep your boner in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pans
It's not something I want to see.

(Boner fading out).
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The Surprising Truth about What Motivates Us




This lively RSA Animate, adapted from Dan Pink's talk at the RSA, illustrates the hidden truths behind what really motivates us at home and in the workplace. More rewards, more result. So you should show this video to your boss and ask for more incentive.
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Sunday, January 9, 2011

A Normal Day



I don't want to know how often they had to try for the result.


Was man alles so findet.


Pretty cool tricks. They could attract some real women or men.


That is like the coolest thing ever.
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The Ultimate Troll




The Master Asshole Joking !!!
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