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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Naughty Jokes (Words)
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... Tomorrow you'll have
to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... It is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
First Commenter: Kelvin
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A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is Sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... Tomorrow you'll have
to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... It is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
First Commenter: Kelvin
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Way of an Idea (Mini Game)
A physics-based drawing game with 19 levels. In each level, you must move an apple to Einstein's head with your limited chalk.
The game will automatic save, you can continue game in others day.
First Commenter: Blog and SEO tips
The game will automatic save, you can continue game in others day.
First Commenter: Blog and SEO tips
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Mini Games
Monday, December 21, 2009
How a Dog Escapes from the Cage? (1 Video)
A resourceful dog climbs his way out of the cage that's holding him.
First Commenter: tierecke
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Type Of Girls Jokes (Word)
Type Of Girls
HARD DISK GIRLS:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM GIRLS:
She forget about you, the moment turn her off.
WINDOW GIRLS:
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access.
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful.
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
First Commenter: Ina
HARD DISK GIRLS:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM GIRLS:
She forget about you, the moment turn her off.
WINDOW GIRLS:
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access.
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful.
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
First Commenter: Ina
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Monday, December 14, 2009
安以軒 / An Yi Xuan (18 PICS)
Name: 安以軒 / An Yi Xuan
English Name: Ady (Audrey) An
Also known as: Wa Wa (Doll), 轩轩 / Xuan Xuan
Profession: Actress and singer
Born : 1980-Sept-29
Birthplace: Taipei, Taiwan
Height: 165cm
Weight: 43kg
Star sign: Libra
Blood type: O
Talent agency: HY.Brothers
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English Name: Ady (Audrey) An
Also known as: Wa Wa (Doll), 轩轩 / Xuan Xuan
Profession: Actress and singer
Born : 1980-Sept-29
Birthplace: Taipei, Taiwan
Height: 165cm
Weight: 43kg
Star sign: Libra
Blood type: O
Talent agency: HY.Brothers
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Communication Jokes (Words)
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER : "What other colours do you have ?"
TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"
DAVID : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".
First Commenter: The Aminos
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
WAITER : "Would you like your coffee black?"
CUSTOMER : "What other colours do you have ?"
TOM : "How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?"
DAVID : "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated".
First Commenter: The Aminos
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
The Future of Clothes Shopping Technology (1 Videos)
Hi Ladies,
How would you like this? Perhaps, you could bring along your friends, besides your husband or boy friend for an opinion.
I believe that shopping for your male companion will now be more interesting.
First Commenter: ladyviral
How would you like this? Perhaps, you could bring along your friends, besides your husband or boy friend for an opinion.
I believe that shopping for your male companion will now be more interesting.
First Commenter: ladyviral
Monday, December 7, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Hippie Phuzzle (Mini Game)
Description
A groovy physics-based puzzle game in which you have to help a hippie reach her destination by clicking on objects.
Instructions
Click on objects with hippie symbols (flowers, rainbows, peace marks) to remove them. Your goal is to get to the alien landing zone or the bus stop. Press 'R' to restart a level. Press 'SPACE' to pause.
The game will automatic save, you can continue game in others day.
First Commenter: Blog and SEO tips
A groovy physics-based puzzle game in which you have to help a hippie reach her destination by clicking on objects.
Instructions
Click on objects with hippie symbols (flowers, rainbows, peace marks) to remove them. Your goal is to get to the alien landing zone or the bus stop. Press 'R' to restart a level. Press 'SPACE' to pause.
The game will automatic save, you can continue game in others day.
First Commenter: Blog and SEO tips
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Don't Scold Your Female Employee (1 Video)
The boss say "你到底要干嘛？" in English "What you want?"
The girl employee say "要小心开车哦" in English "Be careful driving"
Woman is most dangerous in the world...!!!
First Commenter: emma songall
Monday, November 30, 2009
What will happen when three friends go to interview? (Word)
Three friends, Ah Chong (a Chinese), Ali (a Malay) and Sarjit Singh (a Sikh), went for a job interview in colonial Singapore... The interviewer was a pompous British manager. Ah Chong was the first to be interviewed.
Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ah Chong: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left eye with my finger?
Ah Chong: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke the other eye?
Ah Chong: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside? Next!
As Ali was going into the room, Ah Chong told him, "Just answer 'partially blind' for the first question and
'totally blind' for the second question and you will be alright.'
Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ali: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left??
Ali: Partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke??
Ali: Totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside? Next!
Ali came out and told Sarjit Singh that Ah Chong was right - just answer 'partially blind' for the first question
and 'totally blind' for the second and you'll be alright.
However, the manager suspected something fishy and decided to change the questions...
Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Sarjit Singh: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your left ear?
Sarjit Singh: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Sarjit Singh: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Tell me how you'll go blind if I cut off your ears?
Sarjit Singh: If you cut off my left ear, my turban will drop to one side and cover my left eye.
If you cut off my other ear, my whole turban will drop and cover my eyes completely!
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Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ah Chong: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left eye with my finger?
Ah Chong: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke the other eye?
Ah Chong: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside? Next!
As Ali was going into the room, Ah Chong told him, "Just answer 'partially blind' for the first question and
'totally blind' for the second question and you will be alright.'
Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Ali: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I poke your left??
Ali: Partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I poke??
Ali: Totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Very well, wait outside? Next!
Ali came out and told Sarjit Singh that Ah Chong was right - just answer 'partially blind' for the first question
and 'totally blind' for the second and you'll be alright.
However, the manager suspected something fishy and decided to change the questions...
Manager: I'm going to ask you two simple questions, ready..?
Sarjit Singh: Yes Sir
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your left ear?
Sarjit Singh: I will become partially blind, Sir!
Manager: What will happen if I cut off your other ear?
Sarjit Singh: I will become totally blind, Sir!
Manager: Tell me how you'll go blind if I cut off your ears?
Sarjit Singh: If you cut off my left ear, my turban will drop to one side and cover my left eye.
If you cut off my other ear, my whole turban will drop and cover my eyes completely!
First Commenter: lionel0008
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Way to Promote Bak Hu at Lorong Selamat, Penang (1 Video)
Auntie promoting 'Ke Ai Bak Hu' (meat floss) at Lorong Selamat, Penang is really funny and awesome!!!
First Commenter: Kelvin
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Monkey Natural Jacuzzi (6 PICS)
The Jigokudani Monkey Park offers visitors the unique experience of seeing wild monkeys bathing in a natural hot spring. The park is inhabited by Japanese Macaques, which are also known as Snow Monkeys. It is located in the monkey's natural habitat, in the forests of the Jigokudani valley in Yamanouchi, not far from the onsen towns of Shibu and Yudanaka.
More Info: Jigokudani Monkey Park
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More Info: Jigokudani Monkey Park
First Commenter: Blog and SEO tips
