Kicap Nasi Ayam

Malaysia hokkien to instruct waiter to take soy sauce.

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Why women like facebook more than men?

Do you agree? In facebook, women will receive more friend requests, messages and notifications more than men. If the girl status in single and pretty will receive even more because men use facebook to chasing girls.

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Sex education using this way to teach?

Education is teaching people to know what is right and wrong. Education does not teaching people to scold using "bad words".

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Family Guy Lois Porn

As the family gathers around the television to watch the local news, Lois admits her fondness of the new co-anchor, Joyce Kinney. Later that day, the family attends church, and while there, Lois learns of a local bake-sale, and decides to bring her own baked goods. Going to the store to buy ingredients, Lois notices Kinney shopping there as well, and approaches her. The two quickly become close friends, and they decide to spend the day together at the news studio. That night, Lois and Joyce decide to get a drink together, and share stories. Reluctant at first to tell Joyce her darkest secret, she soon reveals that she was in a porn film as a teenager, before she met her husband, Peter. Expecting Joyce will keep it a secret, as she promised, she is shocked when the local news reveals her participation in the making of the pornography.

Confronting Joyce about the story, Lois questions her intentions, with Joyce revealing that the two attended high school together, where she was known as Joyce Chevapravatdumrong. She also reveals that Lois humiliated her in front of the entire school, by placing a hot-dog in her mouth and pulling down her skirt while blindfolded, and has sought revenge ever since. At church the next day, Lois and her family enter, and are immediately demanded to leave by the preacher. Becoming extremely depressed. After some coaxing by Brian, however, Lois confronts her church by showing the film. The porno causes the church to re-accept her, and admit the Griffin family back into their congregation.

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Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song with Song Titles

Australian comedy group 'Axis Of Awesome' perform a sketch from the 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Footage courtesy of Network Ten Australia.

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Ultimate Luck Compilation 2010

When there is lots of fail, there is always lots of luck. This is the Ultimate Luck Compilation for Year 2010.

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Ultimate Fail and Accident Compilation 2010

The ultimate Fail and Accident Compilation for Year 2010.

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Astro Customer Service Call

For me, both are also wrong. Astro staff shouldn't say is your(customer) fault, should give way to solve her problem. Woman attitude is too rude on the way she talk.

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Way to Fool Your First Day Colleague

Old birds like to make fun of newbies as orientation course when the latter new joins the working field. Thus, don't fully trust every word from those old birds or you die.

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Funny Street View Shots on Google Maps

The Girl Who Pee’s Her Pants.



Couple entering an adult toy store.


Dudes Peeing Together in the Middle of a Busy Highway.


Man leaving a central London sex shop.


A drunken man keeled over outside his home.


Never Forget Your Keys Again.


The guy who stalked.


Doing graffiti without getting caught.


Busted!


That had to have hurt.


He might have forgotten his keys.


A drunken man keeled over outside his home.


“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys.” – The Google Street Views Version of the TV Show COPS.




Guy getting into the adult book store.


Attack of the Post-It Notes.


Kid Falls Off His Bike.


House on Fire.


Getting a Cat out of a Tree.


Google Car Kills Bambi.


Drug Deal.


Street Fight.


Unaware he’s been caught on camera, a man walks into a sex shop in Amsterdam.


Lots of Public Urination.


Viking Quest in Action!


Kid Caught About to Shoot Someone.


Taken out of context, this rifle-toting man sporting a Harley Davidson sweatshirt looks pretty sinister. But who knows, maybe he raises puppies for a living.


A girl bending over, and two guys watching her.


Nerdy Kids Pretending to be "Mad Scientists".


Girl Flashes Google Car.


Marriage Proposal (2.0!).


A guy carrying an inflatable sex doll.


"It’s alright son, no one can see you".


Guy Pervert Caught In The Act.


That’s a strip club behind him?

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Funny Christmas Text, SMS, Messages, Wishes, Quotes and Greetings

If you are looking for Christmas Message or merry Christmas messages then your search here. You will find all the Christmas Message related messages here. Just read the full collection of Christmas messages, happy Christmas text messages, merry Christmas greetings, Xmas cards texts poetry.

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A Peaceful Christmas and
A happy and prosperous
New Year to you. May we all
be seven times better off at this
time next year !

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It's Christmas and
I just wanted to say
"Thank You" and that....
It's been a pleasure
working with you this past year...

Hope you and your family have
wonderful Holiday and...
A Happy New Year!

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Oh, God.....
Help us rightly to remember
the birth of Jesus, that we may share
in the songs of the angels, the
gladness of the shepherds, and the
worship of the wise men.
And may Christmas morning make
us happy to be your children.

We pray that God presence is especissl near and
dear to you this Christmas.

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If one night a big fat man jumps
in at your window grabs you
and puts you in a sack don't worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new
Lets cherish each moment it beholds
Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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I hope that your Christmas would be enjoyable and may the essence of Christmas remains always with you. Take care.

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May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love.
Christmas is the time of giving and sharing.
It is the time of loving and forgiving.
Merry Christmas to Everyone!

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The snow gently falls,
and touches the heart,
white as a dove,
Merry christmas with love.

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Each Christmas finds me longing
For Christmases now past
And I am back in childhood
As long as memories last.

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I have a list of folks I know, all written in a book
And every year when Christmas comes, I go and take a look
And that is when I realize that these names are a part
Not of the book they are written in, but really of my heart.

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Somehow, not only for Christmas
But all the long year through
The joy that you give to others
Is the joy that comes back to you.

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Let the spirit of love
gently fill our hearts and homes.
In this loveliest of seasons
may you find many reasons for happiness.

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To a joyful present
and a well remembered past
Best wishes for Happy Holidays
and a magnificent New Year.

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May the Christmas season
fill your home with joy
your heart with love
and your life with laughter.

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May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
And may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy.
Have a Merry Christmas.

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It's Baby's first Christmas, what a beautiful sight!
As he gurgles out loud in spontaneous delight.
As he gazes at the Tree, with it's baubles and trim
I know only He can hear the Angels sweet hymns.

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A New year
A New Start
A New Chapter
A New Beginning
Forget the bad
Cherist the GOOD
I sincerely wish u a very blessed new year ahead. happy new year.

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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
Happy Christmas.

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A song was heard at Christmas
To wake the midnight sky
A saviour's birth, and peace on earth
And praise to God on high.

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May ur world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.Wish ur christmas be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas

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Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
4 you, the joy
is each new toy 4 me
it's watching U.

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May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden
memories of tomorrow.Wish u lots of love, joy and happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS.

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May the spirit of Christmas bring u peace,
The gladness of Christmas give u hope,
AND
The warmth of Christmas grant u love

Happy Christmas

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Merry Christmas

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Faith makes all thingz possible,
Hope makes all thingz work,
Love makes all thingz beautiful,
May U hav all da three 4 this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Love and Joy came down on the earth on Christmas day 2 make u happy & cheerful.
May Christmas spread cheer in ur life

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From home 2 home
and heart 2 heart
from 1 place 2 another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
bring us closer 2 each other

Happy Christmas

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Christmas iz not a time nor a season,
bt a state of mind.
To cherish peace & goodwill,
2 b plenteous in mercy,
iz 2 have da real spirit of Christmas

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Christmas gifts need 2 come 4rm tha bottom of ur heart
ur heart needs 2 b an ocean filled with lov
like the ocean iz filled with water all year - ur heart needs 2 b filled wth love all year
its Christmas time al year - time 2 make Christmas gifts all year - each day!

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Christmas time iz a time 4 love
Christmas iz a time 2 love da ones u value most
ur one nd only

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If 1 night a big fat man jumps in at ur window, grabs u and puts
u in a sack dont worry I told Santa I want u 4 CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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May this season bring u success good timez and happiness!
Best wishez 4 MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND
HAPPY NEW YEAR

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I hope u have a wonderful christmas.
Have a great new year!
Hopefully santa ll b extra good 2 u.
Enjoy your holidays

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A Christmas candle iz a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
Bt softly givez itself away;
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.

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J Q K Cards Playing

This is how J Q K cards playing among themselves. The queen always right and the king always win.

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Birthday Wishes and Messages

Everyday Birthday Wishes
- Wishing you only the best on your special day
- Wishing you fun times, great memories and the best of days
- Enjoy your day! I'll be thinking about you!
- You have 24 hours to do as you wish. Better get busy!
- Happy Birthday to you! May your birthday wishes come true.
- As your body gets older, your spirit remains as young as ever.
- May you not faint while blowing out your candles, Happy Birthday.
- Wishing you gifts that will last forever on your birthday.
- All the best for a special person on their special day.
- Here's hoping your future is as bright as the candles on your cake.

Funny Birthday Wishes
- It sure was easier remembering your age when you were 29 every year
- What have you got to lose at your age? Other than hair, hearing, eyesight, flexibilty, memory...
- Get wild and crazy on your birthday. You know, rent an R rated movie, eat extra butter popcorn and stay up passed eight
- Age is just a number. A very telling number, but still just a number
- May your wishes come true and your spouse not find out

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
- At 50 you're not over the hill. You're at the peak. Enjoy it, because it's downhill from here
- Looking forward to wishing 50 more!
- Life is to be enjoyed at 50. If not now, when?
- Wishing you a very nifty and enjoyable fifty
- You're now your parents age when you thought they were old
- If you've lived the first fifty with any regrets, live the second fifty without abandon

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes
- Good Lordy, Happy Forty!
- 40 is when things begin to fall in place. Unfortunately once they start falling into place they just keep falling
- 40 is known as middle age. Because at 40 it's all about your middle

Funny 30th Birthday Wishes
- Turning thirty and getting flirty. Enjoy the day like there's no tomorrow
- I wish I had a dime for every year you turned 29
- I would have placed 30 candles on your cake but I wanted you to see what it looked like
- Thirty, wordy and a tad bit dirty. Just they way I like you

Funny 21st Birthday Wishes
- You can do so many more things at 21! Like move out, get a job, support yourself... shall I go on?
- I don't remember turning 21. Avoid the booze and you should have no problem
- Twenty-one, so much fun
- Only 364 more days and you'll be considered old

Funny 18th Birthday Wishes
- At 18 you know everything. And I know that because I was once 18
- Stay young as long as you can, getting older isn't all it's cracked up to be
- Congratulations! 18 is a milestone. Well maybe a yard stone
- Now that you're old enough to know better, it all becomes illegal

Romantic Birthday Wishes
- Every birthday with you is a piece of cake
- I hope I can be the light on your candles, the frosting on your cake and the gift that you'd like to unwrap

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Kumar Stand Up Comedy In Attica

Frankly speaking, really admiring his talent in comedy talking show which really can make audience laugh crazily. This is his recent show made in Attica Singapore.

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Funny Christmas Pictures

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