Saturday, March 27, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Never Make A Woman Angry (Words)
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman
said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked..
"LOVE." said St Peter
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer!
How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.
Moral of the story : Never make a woman angry . . .there will be Hell to pay! (Or else be a Doctor with a good spelling record)
NB : I am told that the longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
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While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her.
They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman
said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked..
"LOVE." said St Peter
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer!
How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.
Moral of the story : Never make a woman angry . . .there will be Hell to pay! (Or else be a Doctor with a good spelling record)
NB : I am told that the longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
Monday, March 22, 2010
Shii - The Wii for Women (1 Video)
You dream it, they did it, "Shii", the Wii for women, featuring Shave invaders, Living room mania, Tring star & Suck end life. Great!!!
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Don't Lie to Your Mother Especially If She is Indian! (Word)
Indian mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with
an Indian girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more
between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates. ‘About
a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said,'Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure.'
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I’m
not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!!!
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an Indian girl roommate Sunita.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more
between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates. ‘About
a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said,'Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure.'
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I’m
not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!!!
