Saturday, January 30, 2010

The Intelligent Wife (Word)

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

First Commenter: lionel0008

5 comments

lionel0008 January 30, 2010 at 7:57 AM

Haha.

The wife's smart.

Kelvin January 30, 2010 at 9:47 AM

hahaha, nice one^^

kenwooi January 30, 2010 at 10:40 AM

haha.. read this before.. nice one =)

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cosmetics lipsticks January 30, 2010 at 3:53 PM

A wife is a partner in love, If you agree with that then to answer your question I would say that you will find a good intelligent wife who looks after home kids husband does her duties as well when you are willing to also be a husband who is good.

peritoneal dialysis February 18, 2010 at 10:30 PM

When does a man finds a good intelligent wife who looks after home kids husband n does her duties well as?

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