An Indian Job Interview (Word)

Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Birth Place?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metriculation Pass.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality!
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly!
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now!
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Is It Now?
Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp!!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Problem!!!