An Indian Job Interview (Word)

Officer : What Is Your Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Birth Place?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate : Metriculation Pass.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality!
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly!
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now!
Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Is It Now?
Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp!!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Problem!!!

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Zhang Wanyou 张婉悠 - Pretty Girls (24 PICS)

◦ Name: Zhang Wanyou
◦ Chinese Name : 张婉悠
◦ Birthday: June 16
◦ Hometown: Qingdao, Shandong
◦ Blood Type: O
◦ Height: 170cm
◦ Weight: 55kg
◦ Measurements: 98/65/92cm
◦ Occupation: Model

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Question for Miss Universe‏ to Describe a Male Organ In Your Country (Words)

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question! : How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like Laborers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night.

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your! country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.

Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan like Chen Sui Bian.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Taiwan: know cannot do already, still tell other people that he can.

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

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The building is located in the heart of Dresden, Germany. The factory's walls are made almost entirely of glass — over 290,000 square feet of it. Its floors are covered entirely in Canadian maple. And its layout is visitor-friendly, set up to receive, per day, 250 tourists (by advance reservation at 5 euros each), customers, or prospects (gratis). There are no smokestacks, no loud noises, and no toxic byproducts. The transparent factory handles final assembly only. All the smelly, noisy operations, such as stamping and welding and then painting the steel body, take place elsewhere. Painted bodies arrive at the factory by truck. The other 1200 parts and 34 reassembled components are shipped to a remote logistics center some three miles away and are transferred from there to the factory via trams that run on Dresden's public transport tracks.

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