Saturday, January 30, 2010

The Intelligent Wife (Word)

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

First Commenter: lionel0008
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Funny Wall Art Design (2 PICS)

Oooops...they didn't consider the sun when designing this wall...

First Commenter: HenRy LeE ®
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Monday, January 25, 2010

Football/Soccer In Youth Look (10 PICS)

David Beckham

Frank Lampard

Van Nistelrooy

Steven Gerrard

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wayne Rooney

Michael Owen

Zinedine Zidane


Thierry Henry

First Commenter: Kelvin
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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Im Ji Hye 林智慧 - Pretty Girls (20 PICS)

◦ Name: Im Ji Hye
◦ Korean Name : 임지혜
◦ Japan Name : イムジヒェ
◦ Chinese Name : 林智慧
◦ Nationality : Korean
◦ Birth : 14 Febuary 1986
◦ Height : 172cm
◦ Bust : 37D
◦ Waist : 25
◦ Hips : 37
◦ Weight : 49kg
◦ Hobbies : Model

First Commenter: Kelvin
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Older Women Are So Reasonable‏ (Word)

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal and she would make sure that I would I once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

First Commenter: Elvin
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Monday, January 18, 2010

Stun when the Korean Leader Speaking (1 Video)

First Commenter: rayearth2601
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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Smart Commercials Advertisement (19 PICS)

First Commenter: Elvin
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